When I Win The Lottery
I'm sick of sitting at home
Because I don't have an cash
My cable got cut off
So I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H
If money dont't buy happiness
Then I don't know what does
If I had some I'd buy some booze,
At least I'd have a buzz.
They say that money's power,
And power's what corrupts.
Well corrupt me quick, I'm really bored
And I could use the bucks
The day will come, I'll get what's mine,
I know the world owes me.
And all my friends will ride along,
When I win the lottery
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
Hold court behind a barbed wire fence.
The king of jaded innocence,
A diletante of decadence,
The incarnation of excess
My house will be a pleasure dome
Just like Kubli-Khan's
With a basement shooting range
So I can play with all my guns.
I'll buy a liquor store
To deliver just to me
And live-in prostitutes
Will fulfill my every fantasy
I'll hire washed up metal bands
To play there every day,
I'll fill my swimming pool up
To the rim the Tanquray,
Have a stable full of midgets
That I'll train out in the yard,
And hire old pro wrestlers
To be my body guards.
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
A lifestyle of debauchery,
Profanity and sodomy
I'm sick of sitting at home
Because I don't have an cash
My cable got cut off
So I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H
If money dont't buy happiness
Then I don't know what does
If I had some I'd buy some booze,
At least I'd have a buzz.
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
Hold court behind a barbed wire fence.
The king of jaded innocence,
A diletante of decadence,
The incarnation of excess
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
A lifestyle of debauchery,
Profanity and sodomy