While the Jackass Operation Spins Its Wheels

My very existence offends you

And I love while you are spinning your wheels

I move straight ahead ten fold

With nothing more than a gut feeling to move

While you're spinning your wheels for a lousy name

I never met anyone who tries as hard as you

You're up all night, learning the big words to come off strong

The only one's you're fooling are your so-called allies

You live off them and call it a revolution

Well, you're a joke and a lousy friend

You're just another P.C. jackass operation

Self-imposed poverty in a squalor

For bitching rights is embarrassing

But you kept it real cozy at home

So send all mail bombs to mom

And make the whole family proud of just what he teaches

You talk a square into a circle, but nothing really changes

You have an out, real people don't

Real people don't give a shit how you think they should live