Wiggles & Ritalin

Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin

Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been

Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin

So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin

Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars

I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are

I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far

Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars

Chorus:

If only Dad would have spanked me instead

Of dopin me up and messing with my head

I might have turned out to be a regular guy

But its all that I know and I gotta get high

So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine

Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain

Ill bite my tongue till its numb and Ill talk till I drive you insane

Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine

Chorus

So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos

Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos

I sit around on my ass smokin grass and watchin classic cartoons

Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos

Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos