You Rule My World [Harold & Dave]
Dave:
Look at you, you're lying there
I feel your milky skin, caress your silky hair
For all these years you've been with me
I tilt my chin and what I see is
Only you...
Not feet or knees
You grumble and I stumble
Towards the Muenster cheese
I'm in your spell, a chubby fool
And anyone can tell
You rule my world - my world -
No matter what I do
You rule my world
Harold:b
Look at you - my life, my dream -
My lady with the eighty-dollar
Slumber cream
The hundred-dollar haircuts
The novelty appliances we never use
And all those shoes
You bought for when we go on
The Alaskan cruise
My boat is sinking, I don't care
You're everything I want
You rule my world - my world -
You're everything I need
Dave:
Anywhere you go I'll follow
Harold:
Anywhere I'll follow you
Dave:
Anything you want I'll give you
Harold:
Anything at all
Harold & Dave:
Anytime you feel hollow, don't worry
I'll swallow it whole...
Harold:
Look at me
Dave:
Just take a look at me
Harold:
And hold me hard
Dave:
You never leave my side
Harold:
A moment please, before they seize the Visa card
Dave:
Why can't I let you go
Harold:
'Cause I'd do anything to keep you
Dave:
Why can't I just lose you
You rule my world
My world
Harold & Dave:
My world
Dave:
Though I'm unemployed
Harold:
A tad depressed
Dave:
I'm overweight
Harold:
I'm overdressed
Harold & Dave:
There's nothing I can do, you rule my world
Dave:
There's nothing I can do...