You're Getting to Be a Rabbit With Me
Though you once were the best bunny at the Playboy Club
You're getting to be a rabbit with me
I just sit there and stare as you hop from shrub to shrub
You're getting to be a rabbit with me
When I proposed to you that evening, last spring
You said you'd be my mate
So I went out and bought a two carat ring
And both of them, you ate
Then your ears grew an inch and your nose began to twitch
And I noticed your tail was attached permanently
So I keep you in the backyard in a wooden hutch
'Cause you're getting to be a little too much
Like Bugs Bunny, you're getting to be a rabbit with me
I feel like something's switching, it's all so strange and new
Egad, my nose is twitching, I'm a rabbit too
I'm getting to be a rabbit, hippity hop, I love you
I'm getting to be a rabbit like you
Move over, honey and pass the lettuce