You're The Top
You're the top
You're a dozen chales
You're the top
You're Chaim Weizmann's tallis
You're the fins in back of a Cadillac that's new
You're a house by Levitts
A Manischewitz
A Fontainebleau!
You're a dish
That was sent from Himmel
You're a knish
Made by Yonah Shimmel
I'm a poor schlemiel who would like to steal a khop
But if Becky I'm a shmendrick
You're the top!
You're the talk
Of a Lindy's waiter
You're the walk
on the first day cheder
You're the kosher wine when they toast
"zoll zein mit glick"
You're a piece of flanken
And gott zu danken
You're pesachdick!
You're the top
You're the feast of sukkus
You're the top
Ava Gardner's tuchus
Won't you have rachmones and say you're gonna stop
being mean to me, cause Becky
You're the top!
You're the smile
When they sing Hatikvah
You're the tile
In a brand new mikvah
You're an egg cream soda and getta load-a this
You're a soup with noodle
You're apple strudel
You're gribinniss!
You're the gas
In a seltzer fizzer
You're the class
You're the moile's new scissor
I'm a macaroon from a poor non-union shop
But if Becky I'm an oomglick
You're the top!