Agonistic Tooth
You always cross the line
But not this time
Agonistic tooth
You display for all your mates
And flash your eyebrows
Up in warning
Agonistic tooth
You sit and you grunt all day
And throw your shit at me
Agonistic tooth
But I'm getting tired of observing you
Throw my camera aside
I'll tan your baboon hide
With flying fists and sharpened canines
Alpha males without tails
And you'll probably prevail
But it'd still feel good to fail
Showing your teeth
The ones I can't show you
I'm too soft and pink
Yeah, now I'm crying
From all those bites
Agonistic tooth
Your alpha status is hereby retained
Ten years of primatology
Never quite prepared me
To deal with guys like these
And all the questions that I have
That I can't ask you
Are never asked by the other baboons
Your alphaness protects you
It's time I found another job
Journalism is dead