How does it feel, I guess I'd never know
Oh to sail that fat barge
Down the road
I'll drink a beer
And I'll contemplate the way
That brown viking must feel
But wait, that brown viking is me
Settle down now, don't have a cow now
I'm a crusader, I'm big Van Vader
Who's in control, I thought
I asked for more
I know I've seen the light
I know I've seen him fight for me