I like the smell, and I like the taste
Of that spot eight inches below your waist
I got a thing for the bootie, and yours is a cutie
So let's have a look at that pungent beauty
I'd walk a mile for your vertical smile
Yeah baby, I'm addicted to crack
I like to send my spaceship to Uranus
Cuz I'm hot tonight
I can't stop thinkin' about her rectum
All puckered up and brown - BROWN!
I can't stop thinkin' about her rectum
Look out mama, I'm goin' down
I'm an asshole - He's an asshole man
I'm an asshole - He's an asshole man
I'm an asshole - He's an asshole man
I'm an asshole man with my dick in my hand
He's an asshole man with his dick in his hand
Spread that ass and spread it wide
Let my face get rectified
Give me a whiff of your anal vapors
Make my tongue your toilet paper
Put your ass in my face, we'll dance cheek to cheek
My face makes a hell of a seat
I'm gonna take your rectal temperature
Cuz yer hot tonight
(You know it makes you wanna) Hump, Pump
Stick it in her rump
Be her toilet paper when she's takin' a dump
Plunge your tongue into that bung
Sell your soul for that tiny hole
I'm an asshole - He's an asshole man
I'm an asshole - He's an asshole man
I'm an asshole - He's an asshole man
I'm an asshole man with my dick in my hand
Milk, milk, lemonade
'Round the corner fudge is made
I can't stop thinkin' about her rectum
All puckered up and brown - BROWN!
I can't stop thinkin' about her rectum
Look out mama, I'm goin' down
I'm an asshole - He's an asshole man
I'm an asshole - He's an asshole man
I'm an asshole - He's an asshole man
I'm an asshole man with my dick in my hand
I don't wanna see your whole heiney
I just wanna see your heiney hole
I'm an asshole - He's an asshole man
I'm an asshole - He's an asshole man
I'm an asshole - He's an asshole man
I'm an asshole man with my dick in my hand
Never go down to the bad part of town
With an Ass Hole Man