Hello my friend, and you are my friend
'Til the very end, 'til the grizzly end
Surprise, surprise, right between the eyes
Did you believe in me? Did you trust in me?
I'm gonna smile at you, so you'll do what I tell you to
You are my friend, my stupid friend
Surprise, surprise, believing all those lies
Will you compromise? Will you agonize?
Do this, do that, and don't ask questions
Now this, now that, there is no protection
Surprise, surprise, you were so unwise
To believe in me, and my company
Surprise, surprise, right between the eyes
Did you believe in me? Did you trust in me?