I was born from my mother's anus
The doctor slapped my dad
I turned around and licked dear mother
To taste the goods she had
I was baptized in a public toilet
Breast-fed by a sewer rat
At night I slept with leeches
By day I bathed in fat
God bless our little bastard
God bless our little shit
God bless our brand new baby boy
'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)
Born out the ass like a turd full of corn
'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)
Born out the ass into a world full of scorn
I was raised in a vacant warehouse
Went to school in Marcus Hook
Mom packed an enema bag lunch
Jeffrey Dahmer taught her to cook
Each day she fed me tampons
Straight from her burning bush
Each night I changed her diaper
Used my tongue to wipe her tush
God bless our little bastard
God bless our little shit
God bless our brand new baby boy
'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)
Born out the ass like a turd full of corn
'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)
Born out the ass into a world full of scorn
You may think this is quite absurd
But mommy pooped me out like a greasy turd
'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)
Born out the ass like a turd full of corn
'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)
Born out the ass into a world full of scorn