We love them a whole lot,
They go up and they go down.
They jiggle at all times.
They're big and they're round.
The ladies are flaunting them
We enjoy watching 'em
They can bounce them all they want,
Just like Rusty Warren
They're not just for ladies,
Some men have boobs too
And on the flip side,
Some men are just boobs
A celebrity cutie
Alyssa Milano
Has the nicest pair of all
She's the hottest babe we know
Do you like boobs a lot?
Yes, we like boobs a lot.
You gotta like boobs a lot.
We must like boobs a lot.
Don't matter if they're big,
Don't matter if they're small,
They just have to be real,
We just like them all.
We don't like silicon,
Because they're phony,
Fake boobs don't look good,
Fake boobs are not for me.
Real boobs don't stand up,
When ladies lay down,
Fake boobs are no fun,
They just make me frown.
So keep those boobs real,
And I will be happy,
Just leave them as they are,
Or they will look crappy.