He has got Nintendo, an X box and a PS 2
He has a thousand video games, so they say he's cool
He gets straight A's in high school, yet he's only eight.
None of the bullies pick on him, and his life is great.
He has a thousand dollar allowance, and his own chauffeur,
He never watches any TV, the shows are too poor.
There is only one big wish that will make him happy,
Is to be old enough, to reach puberty