Pokemon,
Pokemon,
Gotta collect some Pokemon,
I don't know why,
It's not important,
Pokemon.
They are big, so is a fan,
Catch 'em as much as anyone can,
They don't know why, But they will try,
Every day,
Pokemon.
Digimon,
Digimon,
Digimon is like Pokemon,
But its digital,
Digitized Mon
Digimon.
Gumbymon,
Gumbymon,
With his pony pal Pokeymon horse,
They're made of clay,
Adventure awaits,
Gumbymon.
Pokeymon horse meets Pokemon gang,
We're all confused,
Parents are screwed,
They part with cash to keep kids glad.
Powerful mon,
Pokemon.
Parent-mon,
Parent-mon,
Strapped for cash for Pokemon,
Livin' their lives,
for their kids,
Parent-mon,
Are they depressed?
Are they just broke?
Kids just want more Pokemon,
Who came up with...
Pokemon?
They are broke,
Parent-mon.
Parent-mon,
Parent-mon,
Parent-mon hates Poke-mon,
They have a fight,
Pokemon wins,
Pokemon.