Say baby, want me to slip my quarter in your slot machine?
GO!
I've been looking for a woman
Who wants to please me
Ain't nothing on her mind
Oh, except for me
I'm in her thoughts
And I'm in her dreams
Never felt so good
Until she called me sweetie
She's a fine piece of candy from a sacred dish
Every girl's nightmare, and every man's wish
Lord, she got the need to please, and she sure likes to tease
I'd sure like to marry, but her time ain't free
She said call, her name's candy, candy
Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy
She said call, her name's candy, candy
Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy
I've been looking for a woman
Who wants to see me through
Ain't nothin' on her mind
Oh, except the bedroom
I'm in her thoughts
And her wildest fantasies
It never felt so good
Until she said it was all for me
She's a fine piece of candy from a sacred dish
Every girl's nightmare, and every man's wish
Lord, she got the need to please, and she sure likes to tease
I'd sure like to marry, but her time ain't free
She said call, her name's candy, candy
Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy
She said call, her name's candy, candy
Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy
She's underage, under-dressed, and under-paid
But she told me last night, she wanted to get laid
In the chat room, about a quarter to three
And before I knew it, I was on my knees
Yeah, it felt so good that I turned on the light
Though my father always told me that it's not polite
But it was twice as appealing, and it felt so nice
That I could've kept it going, until I died
She said call, her name's candy, candy
Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy
She said call, her name's candy, candy
Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy
She said call, her name's candy, candy
Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy
She said call, her name's candy, candy
Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy
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