Met janice at the office
Early wednesday morning
I could tell she wanted me
She could tell I was wanting her, too
So one thing led to another
And before I even knew
She was slipping off her blouse
And pulling off her shoes
We got it on, we got it on
When we thought everyone was gone
When we thought everyone was gone
We got it on, we got it on
And got arrested later on
We got arrested later on
The old lady behind the counter
Saw us on the waiting room chair
I never knew of her presence
Until the police department got there
We got arrested for indecency
And our asses carted off to jail
She got thrown into the women's ward
And I had no one to make my bail
We got it on, we got it on
When we thought everyone was gone
When we thought everyone was gone
We got it on, we got it on
And got arrested later on
We got arrested later on
Some time later, I got released
Hoping that we'd meet again
But they put me in the mental ward
And I'll tell you what they said
They said janice never did exist
In my hallucinatory state
And the state of ohio has declared
That you are clinically insane
We got it on, we got it on
When we thought everyone was gone
When we thought everyone was gone
We got it on, we got it on
And got arrested later on
We got arrested later on
We got it on, we got it on
When we thought everyone was gone
When we thought everyone was gone
We got it on, we got it on
And got arrested later on
We got arrested later on