Cathouse Tragedy
All right girls come on
Move it along dont dilly dally, men are waiting!
Gentleman!
Come on in, right on in, to our temple of sin! The sexual and sublime
With multiple versions of every perversion and women of every kind
If you're a fellow who liked a Bordello with something off for a change
2 dollars more you can have a dead whore, we speacialize in the strange
If you get lucky this evening and one takes you out for a whirl!
Might i suggest you look under the dress? We can't tell the boys from the girls here!
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy! Such a beautiful sight!
Our female collection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy
There's an Asian Albino, and as far as i know she has a prosthetic eye
And if you approve it she'll gladly remove it if you tire of her thighs
Dont be alarmed by the girl with no arms she's actually quite a treat
And if you wanna she'll peel your banana she's bloody good with her feet!
If you get lucky this evening and one takes you out for a spin!
I'd be suggesting a lamian testin' you dont know where these girls have been! Oh!
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy! Such a beautiful sight!
Our female collection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy
They called you pretty in your hometown
Not to be petty
But here in the city you're not all that pretty
You're lucky we keep you around!
Now get back to work!
Come on in to the cathouse! We have pussies of every kind!
We hae black, white, yellow, and red ones! and only one or two feline!
I'm your benevolant emcee and i'm here to make sure they behave!
Sure they smell like cheese and they're full of disease but just think of the money you'll save!
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy! Such a beautiful sight!
Our female collection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy