Clam Chowder

Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

I woke this morning to the sound of Kelly Clarkson

It was like music to my ears just like Dolly Parton, yeah

I'm a tween in the big city

A big city alive with teenagers and I

Am so sick of people who put me down

Cuz I'm from ages 10-12

I wish they wouldn't make fun of me

Every time I walk outside

I wish they wouldn't make so much fun of me yeah

Yamaha knows all my pride and yeah

I'll never be able to shave

I'm so jealous of those people who have armpit hair

And a unibrow

My voice doesn't even crack

No even one little bit,

Not even a little, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Yeah, yeah yeah

I'm a tween, so obscene

They're so mean, those teens

Especially that Ian McAfee

He makes me wanna kill myself, kill myself with a BB-gun

Did I mention I'm emo?

I'm emo, just talking bought emo

Emo, emo

I wear my chucks, I wear my chucks

I wear my chucks, I wear my chucks

I wear my chucks everywhere I go

I wear my chucks, cuz I'm a tween, yeah