European Man
I can feel the pushing of my other organs
As my bladder expands from that drink I had
Three hours ago it was
Yeah, juice or something
I really feel the need
Right now to go pee
Oh, woe is me
Because I'm in a traffic jam
And I can't go pee on the floor
And I can't go pee on the door
And I can't go pee in a cup
Because that's digusting
Disgusting
It's starting to hurt
I holding it in so long
To get my mind off the task,
I begin to sing this song, yeah
I'm in a nursing home
Everything smells like pee anyway
And I gotta go and the old lady's inside
And I can't just interrupt her
I just gotta go so I cross my legs
And try hold it in that way
But I can't go pee on the floor
But I can't go pee on the door
And I can't go pee in a cup
Because that's disgusting
Disgusting