Narcotics for the Troubled Mind (New Version)
Close your eyes
Go to sleep and try to forget about those
Worries and cares
That guy who punched you
In the eye
Today in the lunch line
What a jerk.
And try to forget about those monsters
Under that bed
That bed of yours, that cot
It's so flimsy it might turn over any second
Fall on the floor, and you might die
Try to forget about that guy,
Right after that other guy,
Kicked you in the shin
Regulate your breathing,
Jump right in
To that bed
Big old fluffy pillows and comforter too
Keep your hands behind your head
Try to forget those monsters under your bed
Fangs and dripping jaws
Giant paws
Tear you asunder, drag you under
Under the bed
Try to forget gotta pee
Step on that floor, the monster will have a feast
Bad for you, good for him [x6]
That's how the world works, especially in Baghdad