Cock Pushups (Skit)
Tenacious D
Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out
Yeah?
Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready
Yeah?
Yeah, I been doin' cock pushups
Cock pushups?
Yeah
What are those?
It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground
Yeah
And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground
No, that's, that'd be impossible, your cock can support your whole weight?
Well not at first
Yeah?
But over time
Hmm, how, how many pushups can you do?
Cock pushups?
Yeah
I guess you could only do one really
Yeah, well one is all ya need
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