It's time to start the show
We got it under control
You know our stats are gold
And we're ready to roll
Travel in pairs
Slinking down stairs
But there's something waiting for us
We make a plan of attack
We're fighting back to back
Gonna have to stack
A little slash-and-hack
They keep on dissing me
For low dexterity
Wait until they hear the chorus!
Sooner or later the dice
Land on the table, you know
That's what fables are made of!
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical
Hit!
And now it's wall to wall
Watching foes that fall
But it's time to pause
'Cause Mother Nature's calling
I'll be back in a second
And I'll continue the record
And they will still be waiting for us
And the master goes
To make a saving throw
Introduce a new, eternal lifebound foe
My armor's exposed
Are getting full of holes
I think I need another chorus!
Sooner or later the dice
Land on the table, you know
That's what fables are made of!
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical
That ain't how we roll
Oh, no it ain't stolen
We on a roll
Hey, we on a roll and
That ain't how we roll
Oh, no it ain't stolen
We on a roll
Hey, we on a roll, and
Sooner or later the dice
Land on the table, you know
That's what fables are made of!
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical