(Radio:)
You're tuned into Lilliput 97.3
The radio station for the tiny people
Like you and me
All the party people under three inches tall
Raise your hands
Uh, Uh, Yeah, Yeah
(Sung:)
My name is Gulliver
I've been lying here all day
Kept like a zeppelin
Tethered to the ground
So I won't fly away
Two thousand people
So much smaller than me
I'd dash them to pieces
If I could get my arms free
The thought has crossed my mind
I might never get out of here
I'm not giving up this time
I've gotta keep my head clear
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
Come on, be strong
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
Come on, be strong
(Radio:)
You feel the love coming at you?
We got the Big Man tied down
But that don't mean you gotta frown
Let that die where it is
Keep it put, Lilliput
I'm throwing out the little tiny vibes
For your little tiny minds
Put your itty-bitty hands in the air for me now.
(Sung:)
I'm just a traveler
They don't play host very well
I think I'm starting to
Sympathize with Gargamel
Chasing all the Smurfs
Three apples high
Gonna catch their blue butts
Make a blue Smurf pie
And if I close my eyes
Will they all disappear
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
Come on, be strong
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
Come on, be strong
I keep on telling myself
I keep on telling myself
I keep telling myself
I keep on telling myself
I keep telling myself
Come on, be strong
Come on, be strong
Come on, be strong!
(Radio:)
Hello again, my Lilliputian friends
I bring thee bad tidings
I don't mean to preach
But there's trouble at the beach
A security breach
And the Big Man is out of reach
What lesson does this teach?
Hey man I don't gotta rhyme all the time!
I'm just a newscaster
Telling you about disaster
You're listening to 97.3
Peace out, Lilliput.