I should take it on the road These things I'm trying on And every hat feels wrong I strike a pose and bust a vogue And think when will I get there?
Throw on some nylon pants I'm kicking moves to "You Can't Touch This" I've got my Beastie Boys tape Fight for my right to party though I'm not invited Feel like Darth Vader with This helmet on my head, I can't see I'm in there somewhere past the plastic shield
Someday I won't be so self-defeating Won't kick me when I'm bleeding I'll do a high-dive from the high-point of my roof I'll be the smoothest dancer And I'll have all the answers I'll take the stand and raise my hands