There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know.
We wish we had known this when we were freshmen.
Watch out for Freshman Friday: the most dangerous day of the week.
You thought you were excited for the weekend,
But this is where your week ends.
Without question.
Don't reach super sighted.
There's only 1,416 pages left to read;
It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to graduate.
Whatever you do,
Don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school.
Because douchebag kids will kick them over.
We don't see why, though-
They're really convenient!
If a girl gives you a smile, don't be deceived:
She wants you to father her child.
And he's probably not even cute!
The only good about high school
Is that there's super badass playgrounds-
They have the best swings ever!
I once jumped five feet in the air!
Without question.
Don't reach super sighted.
There's only 1,416 pages left to read;
It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to graduate.
To think about how happy I was before I came,
Running out of every room I walked in today.
But the most miserable part,
Is that it's only the first day.
If high school was compared to seeing your mom in a Playboy Magazine,
Then maybe high school isn't that bad,
'Cause that'd be the biggest boner kill in history...
Unless she's hot!