So Frickin' Tired Of Christmas

[Both:] Christmas

Christmas sucks

Christmas

Christmas sucks

[Anthony:] I'm so frickin' tired of Christmas and all the bullshit it puts in my head

I'm so frickin' tired of stupid presents under smelly trees

I wish there were something instead

That wasn't so stupid and so lame

I guess I have Santa and his elves to blame, yeah

I'm so frickin' tired of Christmas and I

Want it to be dead

[Ian:] I'm so frickin' tired of Christmas, and all the malls and traffic snags

I'm so frickin' tired of eggnog, candy canes,

And big ass shopping bags

Every frickin' year it's always the same

Mom gets me sweaters and the wrong video game

So frickin' tired of Christmas and I

Want it to be dead