fuck the smoking ban.
i say let's smoke another.
i've been smoking half my life;
that's why my voice is fucked up.
but still, i don't regret it.
and i'll roll another fag.
i'm sure that how i treat myself
has got nothing to do with them.
and a pint without a cigarette
is like bread without butter.
but butter gives you heart attacks,
so you might as well not bother.
i won't smoke in the library
or even on the bus.
but for fuck's sake, please
let me have one in the pub.
well the landlords know it's coming.
it's just a case of days.
and the next time that you spark one up,
they'll nick you straight away.
so the only way out's quitting
and that's what you'll have to do,
but someone else is forcing their opinions onto you.
and a shag without a cigarette
is like barbie without ken.
if the sex is really good,
i like to smoke a marlboro red.
i won't smoke in the library
or even on the bus.
but for fuck's sake, please
let me have one in the pub.
well now the pubs just smell of sweat and stale old beer.
without the smoke, this place has lost its atmosphere.
so the government have had their wicked way again.
and we just sit and wonder what they will ban next.
and a world without a cigarette
is a world that i can see,
but do you really think that they'll find a cure for their disease?
i won't smoke in the library
or even on the bus.
but for fuck's sake,
please let me have one in the pub.