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i was driving down the M-4 at 70 miles an hour,
and the person driving next to me was going even faster.
but he didn't use his indicator when he was changing lanes.
he crashed into my little car and we burst into flames.
'cause the drinking's fucked my liver
and the sex has give me AIDS.
i'll probably die of cancer by the end of the day.
well there's bombs in hands of idiots that will blow us all to bits.
a terrorist will rape you while pollution killed your kids.
so we crashed into the barrier and the whole thing spun around
and then another car came from behind and knocked us off the ground.
i didn't have my seatbelt on. there wasn't an airbag.
my face went through the windscreen; it was really sad.
'cause the drinking's fucked my liver
and the sex has give me AIDS.
i'll probably die of cancer by the end of the day.
well there's bombs in hands of idiots that will blow us all to bits.
a terrorist will rape you while pollution killed your kids.
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