And Garfield is wakin' to a new day
And Garfield lets nothin' get in his way
He looks in the mirror and he knows where his likeness is a-comin' from
Strokes on his whiskers while he ponders all of his days to come
And Garfield, he doesn't like the slavery
And Garfield served General in the army
He likes equal rights, education, but succession, he is quite opposed
He got to be senator a bit and then represented Ohio
And Garfield has been elected president
And Garfield had many an accomplishments
Then one day he was assassinated so he'll never have a chance to see
The day when they make a movie of him where he's played by Bill Murray