I'll tell you a story about a man with a plan in the city of Amsterdam
I can read your face just like a book, let's take a look, learn how to cook
Feast on the eyes of a new day, careful of the spray, you know what they say
Grab that towel on the ground, shove it round, don't let it be found
Take this plastic fork, put it in your eye
Put this puppy dog in the catapult and watch him fly
Listen to the trees scream their songs of peace and nuts
Doorknob in the face when you bring the final cut
Never been like a big guy, throw it down old school, you know what they say
Grab the soda pop in the machine, make sure it's clean while you look away
Holes in the fort, holes in the fort, whoa
Holes in the fort, holes in the fort, whoa
Take this plastic fork, put it in your eye
Put this puppy dog in the catapult and watch him fly
Listen to the trees scream their songs of peace and nuts
Doorknob in the face when you bring the final cut