No love will come when you look like a warthog
And nobody wants to see a talking whale
Reflections scowl back in disapproval
This broken door could lead to your holy grail
This microwave can bring out new mutations
Transform and morph into a new you
So if you're brave come feel the radiation
And fold your genes into a new you
Your head and your heart's protruding from itself
Your spleen and your spine's imploding on itself
Your brain and your eye's obscuring your old self
And not to mention glowing wings and lasers flying out your head
They might be superpowered side effects
Or you could drop dead
No love will come when you look like a warthog
(They'll never see beyond the piggy face and snout)
And nobody wants to see a talking whale
(And so you wail just like a whale, just like a whale, just like a...)
Reflections scowl back in disapproval
(Deoxyribonucleic acid, blame it)
This broken door could lead to your holy fail
(You know you wanna, know you wanna, know you wanna...)
This microwave can bring out new mutations
Transform and morph into a new you
So if you're brave come feel the radiation
And fold your genes into a new you
This microwave can bring out new mutations
Transform and morph into a new you
So if you're brave come feel warped vibrations
And fold your genes into a new you