(One, two, three)
I had this friend, he had this friend
I met his friend, I've got two friends
Gee, ain't that swell?
I had this friend with a girlfriend
I met his friend, I've got two friends
But one really good friend, oh oh
In my friend's girlfriend I saw God
It didn't surprise me God was flawed
She bit me hard, it left a mark
Thank God you can't see these things in the dark
I spent with her my New Year's Eve
"What about your boy?"
"Fuck him, kiss me"
Fuck him, kiss me
I didn't know she'd stay true to her word
Don't that sound a bit absurd?
Oh
Oh...
You said he left you hanging
On the night of Senior Prom
When you let him have his way with you
He wouldn't even let you come
So you went and made a man of him
I can see it in his strut
But you'd barely even touch my dick
You goddamn little slut