Am I being curt?
Don't you know this hurts
Me
More than it hurts you?
Breaking up is hard to do
Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah
Darling, dear, it's cruel
Don't you know the golden rule?
Don't do what you don't want done to you
You think I get enjoyment
From others' disappointment?
What if I do?
You do, too
Oh, misanthrope
You're my last hope
If we're still alone in 20 years, let's be alone together
Oh, misanthrope
You're my best hope
If we're still around in 20 years, let's fool around together
Sorry, everyone
You're all just too dumb
For overeducated folks like us
Why don't you just get off of our bus?
Beep beep beep
Beep beep beep
But the cops of love are smart
Our trail of broken hearts
Is all the proof they'll need, I fear
To lock us away for a hundred years
Well, here's to that
Cheers to that
Oh, misanthrope
You're my last hope
If we're still alone in 20 years, let's be alone together
Oh, misanthrope
You're my best hope
If we're still around in 20 years, let's fool around together
Oh, misanthrope
You're my last hope
If we're still alone in 20 years, let's be alone together
Oh, misanthrope
You're my best hope
If we're still around in 20 years, let's fool around together