Ladies and gentlemen, Greek methology.
Zeus cut loose with a bottle of grape juice
Hermes got the herpes from Athena’s caboose
Ares always carries two pills in his suit
He said, “hey Cyclops, I’ll keep an eye on youâ€
Titans are fightin’ for just a taste of that golden apple in the cocaine paste
From these ancient Greeks we’ve got a lot to learn
So pour some more sweet, sweet wine in my Grecian urn
Oh, it’s baklava and ambrosia
It’s rock ‘’ roll and I’ll show ya
Get me some souvlaki and we’ll make this a party
And give Greek methology another turn
Pandora’s put her box out for all to see
Medusa’s seducin’ poor Heracles
Atlas, hatless, shirtless, pantsless, just rockin’ his golden fleece
Sayin’ let me have them mortal honeys, let me have them mortal honeys
Narcissus forcin’ Echo to tears
Evokin’ it, soakin’ it to his beers
And it goes a little something like this right here
Let these Trojan whores ride my Trojan Horse
Let these Trojan whores ride my Trojan Horse
From these ancient Greeks we’ve got a lot to learn
So pour some more sweet, sweet wine in my Grecian urn
Oh, it’s baklava and ambrosia
It’s rock ‘’ roll and I’ll show ya
Hand me that souvlaki and we’ll make this a party
And give Greek methology another turn
Oedipus Rex is havin’ some Pegasus sex
He’s ridin’ bareback, smokin’ crack, and gettin’ stoned off Medusa’s face
Artemis used to be the guest who was walkin’ around showin’ off her titty-fest
Bendin’ in the straight and narrow, shootin’ up with her bow and arrow
Hey hey!
From these ancient Greeks we’ve got a lot to learn
So pour some more wine in my Grecian urn
Oh, baklava and ambrosia
It’s rock ‘’ roll and I’ll show ya
Hand me that souvlaki and we’ll make this a party
And give Greek methology another turn
The Pantheon’s the place to be for speed and sex and methamphetamines
Mount Olympus is the place to be for violent booze, crack and weed
Let’s hear it for the Greeks
Let’s hear it for the Greeks
Let’s hear it for the Greeks
Hey Dionysus, what are you doing here?
I’m here for the gang bang