Inflatable You

This is a love song.

Your love for me is not debatable

Your sexual appetite's insatiable

You never ever make me waitable

Delectable, inflatable you.

You don't have problems with your weight at all

You never steal food off my plate at all

I never have to masturbate at all

Unstoppable, inflatable you.

You never seem to menstruate at all

So you're not angry when I'm late at all

I feel permanently fallatable

Unpoppable, inflatable you.

With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away

With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day

In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown

We could just float forever whatever the weather

Whenever my inflatable lover's around.

Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable

You always do what you are toldable

And if we argue you just foldable

Controllable consolable you.

My mates all reckon you are suitable

I took you around to watch the footable

And Steve and Gary said you're rootable

Refutable, commutable you.

You're never sensitive or tickly

When I rub you my skin goes prickly

It's know as static electricity

Felicity when I'm kissing you.

Your skin is so smooth I couldn't afford you with hair

You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air

Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych

To know if you get down I just perk you right up

With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.

You never wake up when I snore at all

A trait which I find quite adorable

You have a box and you are storable

Ignorable, back-doorable you.

Any sexual position's feasible

Although you don't bend at the knees at all

Your hooters are so firm and squeezable

Increasable, un-creasable you.

You don't complain about my hairy back

Or about the inches that downstairs I lack

You're not disgusted by my furry crack

Burt Bacharach... Jack Kerouac... Oooo...

Now birth control is not an issue

I clean it all off with a tissue

I bet my jealous friends all wish you

Were insatiably inflatably theirs.

Don't let me down.

Don't let me down.

Don't let me down.

And I won't let you down.