Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls
Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls
Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la
Crush your balls with a sleigh
Jingle bells in your face
(Chorus)
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal
Fucking shit up with a double bass pedal
Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal
escape from this very merry medley is futile
Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland
The little drummer boy never really had a band
Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high
Do you hear what i hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum
(Chorus)