P is the best letter
In the
whole alphabet
Because
it starts
the name
of the greatest band ever.
The greatest band ever
happens to be
the one
you are listening to.
We're the greatest band ever.
GOD WE FUCKING RULE!
We should have, like, twelve solid gold tour buses!
Each with a WARP DRIVE so we could tour the universe!
And yachts made out of the bones of an endangered species!
Oh, we should have our band name CARVED into the moon, so that fans could always see our band name!
And we should have guard dogs made out of diamonds, and they could protect our ruby-encrusted palaces!
Yeah... THAT!
R is the second best
letter of those mentioned
Because it starts the name of
The best singer ever.
The greatest singer ever
happens to be the one
you are now lis-ning to
I'm you favorite singer ever!
GOD I FUCKING RULE!
You see, I'm not just an average guy, I'm the singer from Psychostick!
I shouldn't just have one chick, I should have a whole harem, and I shouldn't just have one harem, I should have two, in every state!
And each chick should be able to fly to Starbucks to get my mocha frappuccino, and my chicks have Wi-Fi preinstalled!
Really fast Wi-Fi!
J is a better letter
than the ones that you've heard
because it starts the names of
the guys playing stringed instruments
We are the ones
that destroy your faces off
because we break it down
FEEL IT.
Just kidding!
P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K
P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K
That's how you spell our name
get it fucking right
or we'll burn down your club!