Spoken]
Girl...
You look so good to me tonight.
I fell that, well,
You make me all emotional and...
Emotional like...yeah...
Let me just
Blast you with some affection.
Girl!
I wanna hold your hand with you.
Girl!
I wanna put my mouth on you.
Girl!
I wanna be with you with you.
Girl!
I wanna do romance you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby,
Do romance with you!
Girl!
You'll come play D and D with me.
Girl!
Come to the DMV with me.
Girl!
Come rub a fish all over me.
Girl!
I'll take a picture while you pee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby,
Picture while you pee.
Whoah, woah, woah, honey,
Picture while you poo.
Making love in a car,
Making love behind the bar,
Making love at the mall,
Making love in a bathroom stall.
Girl!
I wanna take a walk with you.
Girl!
I wanna play X-Box with you.
Girl!
I wanna get on you with you.
Girl!
I wanna make some stew with you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby,
Make some stew with you.
Whoah, woah, woah, honey,
Come make some stew with me!
Making love in a tree,
Making love on a boat,
Making love at the park,
Making love in a parking lot.
I wanna wrap you up like a bean burrito,
I wanna get you naked and watch...Speed...Two...(Cruise Control!)
You make me feel like a million waffles. (Waffles!)
You make me feel...really...good...
You know there ain't nothing like your muffins.
Yeah, I wanna take you on a beer run.
I wanna be like b-b-b-b-b-b on your boobies.
I wanna do you in the cornhole.
Oh, baby, I'd give anything
Just to kiss your-
VAGINA!!!!
Girl!
You made a casserole for me.
Girl!
I wanna watch TV with you.
Girl!
You go to check the mail with me.
Girl!
I'm stuck with you with me, with you.