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Prime Minister's office
Prime Minister speaking
Greetings?
This is the Secretary of War
At the State Department of the United States?
We have a problem
The companies want something done
About this sluggish world economic situation?
Profits have been running more than a little thin lately
And we, we need to stimulate some growth?
Now we know there's an alarmingly
High number of young people roaming around
In your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble
For the police and damage private property
It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job?
It's about time we did something constructive with these people?
We've got thousands of 'em here too, they're crawling all over?
The companies think it's time we all sit down
Have a serious get-together and start another war
The President? He loves the idea
All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro
Napalm? People running down the road, skin on fire
The Soviets seem up for it?
The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years
Wanna a little going away present for Mr.Breshnev
Hell, Afghanistan's no fun? So whadya say?
We don't even have to win this war
We just wanna cut down on some of this excess population
Now look, just start up a draft
Draft as many of those people as you can
We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on and
Give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle
And send 'em on their way? El Salvador?
How 'bout Northern Ireland?
Or a moderately repressive regime in South America?
We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story in the Middle East?
We need that oil?
We had Libya all ready to go
And Colonel Ghadhafi's hit squad didn't even show up
I tell ya? That man is unreliable
The Russians had their fingers on the button
Just like we did for that one
Now just think for a minute
We can make this war so big, so big
The more people we kill in this war
The more the economy will prosper
We can get rid of practically everybody
On your Dole queue, if we plan this right
Take every loafer on Welfare right off our computer rolls
Now, don't worry about those demonstrators
Just pump up your drug supply
So many people have hooked themselves on
Heroin and Amphetamines since we took over
It's just like Vietnam
We had everybody so busy with LSD
They never got too strong
Kept the war functioning just fine, it's easy
We've got our college kids so interested in beer
They don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again
Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard
They wouldn't even know what it looked like
So how 'bout it? Look?
War is money
The arms manufacturers tell me
Unless we get our bomb factories up to full production
The whole economy is going to collapse
The Soviets are in the same boat
We all agree the time has come for the big one
So what do you say?
Nothing
That's excellent, we knew you'd agree?
The companies will be very pleased