Little clump of hair
Circling the drain
Little clump of hair circling the drain
You were once a part of me, now you're simply disgusting
Little clump of hair
In your underwear
Little clump of hair in your underwear
Why do all the other kids stare, why, why isn't it there?
Little clump of hair
Finely on your face
Little clump of hair finally on your face
You've been waiting for years for this funny excuse for a beard
Little clump of hair
L-i-double t-le, C-l-u-m-p
Will I be with you always, will you be with me
Little (little) clump of hair, little (little) clump of hair
L-i-double t-le, C-l-u-m-p
Will I be with you always, will you be with me
Circling the, circling the, circling the drain