There was a case of old nasal spray
I bought at a thrift store
I ain't left my place in twenty days
And I can't get off the floor
Unlike moe bandy mountaineers
And barstool mountain expedtioneers
I'm done with whiskey, wine and beer
It's nasal spray from this day here
It seems I'm drunk on drip again
And as usual my head is spinnin'
Just so I can breathe some more
As usual I've gone too far
Unlike moe bandy mountaineers
And barstool mountain climbing gear
I'm done with whiskey, wine and beer
It's nasal spray from this day here
It's probably the fact that that box
Was out in the rain and the cold and the hot
I guess that's probably why
It ends up getting me so high
Unlike moe bandy mountaineers
And mountain barstool climbing hats
And facin titty players suh
It's nasal spray from this day here
Unlike moe bandy mountaineers
The chocolate condom corn cob fears
(drunken mumbling)
It's nasal spray from this day here
Day here
I'm just gonna stay here