(spoken): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-6-6!
[sung]
It doesn't matter if it is good,
It only matters if it rocks.
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy,
'Cause rock ' roll is bogus, right KG? (right!)
Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that's why me and KG were classically trained
To rock your fuckin' socks off!
Break off a chunk, KG.
[KG (spoken):] Enjoy.
That is Bach and it rocks
It's a rock block of Bach
That he learned in the school
Called the school of hard knocks!
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock,
Give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now rock your socks off woman,
We'll rock your shit up y'all.
Give it up children now to freak your shit out!
All right!
[ad-libs vocal imitation of guitar solo]
[spoken]
Now I know a lot of you are sayin' "that's not a very good guitar solo",
You're sayin' you could do better.
But are you willing to go on a fuckin' two-man expedition in a robot submarine
To the bottom of Atlantis to find the ancient cock sculpture of Algernon?
Are you willing to fuckin'...
Lock horns with the devil,
And suck ancient cock in another dimension?
We did. We fuckin' did it.
We are Tenacious D.
The greatest band on earth
[sung]
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock, give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now rock your socks off woman,
We'll rock your shit up y'all.
Give it up children won't you freak your shit out!
All right!
[ad-lib hollers & screams]