Things I Want

[Santa]

Ho, Ho, Ho

So many christmas letters

So many wishes

Lucy wants a squeezy doll

Jimmy wants a moon rocket

Oh, this list's rather long...

[Sum 41]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yah

[JB]

Hey now Santa I'm writin' to you

'Cause there's alotta cool shit I want

I know I've been naughty

But cut me some slack

'Cause there's alotta cool shit I want

So here's my list-a

So check it a twice-a

I want

A solid gold harley with machine guns on the front

I want

A Motley Crue lunch box filled with sticky buns

I wanna see-through jump suit that fits me tight

I want all of the Beetles copyrights

I wanna chop Florida off the map

I want Pamela Anderson's speedo top!

Here ya go, Santa

That's my Christmas list

That's all the cool shit I want

But wait a minute, Santa

Here's some things I missed

There's still alotta cool shit I want

So here's my list-a

So check it a twice-a

I want

A time machine and a BB gun

I want

A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun

I want

To party naked on a school bus full of nuns

I want

A bumper pool table and a robot pelican

There ya go, Santa

I'm sure you'll agree that

There's some really cool shit I want

I know I've been naughty

But I gaurantee

That I deserve every single one

So take my list-a

And check it a twice-a

I know I've been naughty

But life ain't nice-a

Please I still-a

Need some more shit-a

I want

I diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt

I want

A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt

I want

A magical sleigh that's pulled by flying skunks

I want

All the cool shit I want!