It was the first day back to school
We started talkin' about the summer
I spoke up and asked my friends
Are there any new girls? 9's or 10's?
Hopin a few hotties had move from other cities
And in walked this girl with tig ole' bitties
In a contest they's win first prize
Double d guarantee I was checkin' their size
It's like two beach ball in shirt disguise
Or earth and mars havin some fun
Wait I take that back it's like two of the suns
But at this point I let my mind run
And drifted it off thinkin about them tig ole' bitties
Mt.fugi brought it's twins
Tig ole' bittes ( repeated several times ]
Because of her dang breast in a tiny white shirt
Later in lab we were messin' with test tubes
Could'nt take my eyes off the new girl chest
In biology we talked about bee's
The best kind of bee's...
I hold a poker face to her two of a kind
With each step her breast gettin' redefined
I'm gonna ask her to prom
And in my head she responds
Feeling nervous so I could to three
Tig ole' bitties ( repeated several times ]
She said yes so I'm getting ready
I picked her up and I'm pretty sure
That she'll let me motor boat like
I try to cop a feel once we got to school
She said " no touching. that's the rule "
Principle walks up on the scene
"its time to announce proms queen and king"
"your favorite martain man and tig ole' bitties"
"congratulation to you both on winning"
Time slowed down and she jumped for joy
Then out of her dressed jumped something more
Tissues flew and rain from the sky
Your favorite martian in a world of hurt
You breakin my heart with
You're crushin my dreams with
I can't believe you would do that
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