What If That Guy From Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?
Stephen Lynch
Where the fuck are my car keys?
They were right here in my hand.
I had them just a second ago
Did I leave them in the kitchen?
Or underneath the cushins of the couch?
I can't find them anywhere, anywh- Oh wait here they are.
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