Call In Sick

I don't wanna go to work today,

I just wanna stay at home and play,

NBA Jam and dunk on you,

Rip your throat out in Mortal Kombat 2,

There's shit all over the floor,

And I'm not gonna clean at all,

Got much better things to do,

Drink beer, jerk off, watch shit Kung Fu,

I know that I'm lazy and just a bum,

I'm nothing but a jerk

But fuck it, suck my dick, I'm not gonna go to work,

So I call in sick,

Call in sick,

Call in sick,

Call in sick,

Call in sick,

I know I'm lazy and just a bum,

I'm nothing but a jerk,

But fuck it, suck my dick, I'm not gonna go to work,

Put my sick voice on and call my boss,

And don't even say what's wrong,

Then sit my arse down and smash shit up

In fucking Donkey Kong...

So I called in sick,

Called in sick,

Called in sick,

Called in sick,

So I called in sick,

Called in sick,

Called in sick,

Called in sick.

So I called in sick.