Craigo Goes Gonzoid
I was hanging out at Luna Park,
When something happened after dark,
I met a girl who was dressed in green,
She had the biggest nose I've ever seen,
People stare but I don't care,
Big blue eyes and spiky hair,
She met my friends and they said 'Hello',
And they all called her Gonzo,
She's got a dog and she hates cat,
I'd pick her on Perfect Match,
And if I'm feeling hungry,
She can sniff out KFC,
People stare but I don't care,
Big blue eyes and spiky hair,
She met my friends and they said 'Hello',
And they all called her Gonzo,
People stare but I don't care,
Big blue eyes and spiky hair,
She met my friends and they said 'Hello',
And they all called her Gonzo,
We got drunk that's the way it goes,
I played limbo with her nose,
I'm gonna ask her to marry me,
So we can have little Gonzo babies,
People stare but I don't care,
Big blue eyes and spiky hair,
She met my friends and they said 'Hello',
Now I'm in love with Gonzo.