There's Nothing Down in the Basement
I haven't got a clue why every second persons so scared,
It's just a room downstairs, there's not a single thing a down there,
You whine at every bump & scratch, & every little thing in between,
And think that it's a monster, a ghost or an alien being,
But I can prove you wrong,
Because there is absolutely nothing going on down there,
There's nothing down, there's nothing down, there's nothing down,
There's nothing down in the basement,
Down there's nothing down, there's nothing down,
There's nothing down in the basement,
It's your imagination when you're hearing those noises at night,
I can even show you and I won't even need a flashlight,
But I can prove you wrong,
Because there is absolutely nothing going on down there,
There's nothing down, there's nothing down, there's nothing down,
There's nothing down in the basement,
Down there's nothing down, there's nothing down,
There's nothing down in the basement,
Down, down, down,
Down, down, down,
Down, down, down,
Down in the basement,
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Down, down, down,
Down, down, down,
Down in the basement,
Down, down, down,
Down, down, down,
Down, down, down,
Down in the basement,
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Down, you pussies, down in the basement,
Down, down, down,
Down, down, down,
Down, down, down,
Down in the basement,
Down, down, down,
Down, down, down,
Down, down, down,
Down in the basement,
Down, down, down,
Down, down, down,
Down, down, down,
Down in the basement,
Down, down, down,
Down, down, down,
Down, you pussies, down in the basement.