Craig's New Car
He still drives it almost every day,
Everyone assumes that he is not quite OK,
Craig's new car, is a chicks car,
Craig's new car, is a chicks car,
Craig's new car, is a chicks car yeah,
When mechanics see his face they realise,
That he is a not a chick and they are quite fucking surprised,
Craig's new car, is a chicks car,
Craig's new car, is a chicks car,
Craig's new car, is a chicks car yeah,
If he sees a girl he'll never impress her,
Cuz he doesn't stand a chance in Hell,
In my clapped out Ford Fiesta,
Craig's new car, is a chicks car,
Craig's new car, is a chicks car,
Craig's new car, is a chicks car yeah,
And Craig's car,
Everybody Craig's car,
Is a piece of shit!