Do The Wombat
Up on the pier there's a party going on
But not as good as the one on the shore
Kids lined up from miles around
to do this crazy dance that's just come down
Shove up your lip, stick out your tongue
and do the Wombat
Wombats live in a hole in the ground
They are nocturnal, at night they buzz around
Looking for grass and shrubs and roots
One bit through my jeans and my leather boots
I looked at him, He looked at me
We did the Wombat
(Wombats love to dance)
Do the Wombat
It aint the Twist or no Achy Breaky Heart
It's not the Macarena (Please, don't even start)
If your bipolar and if you're depressed
The Wombat will ease all of your unrest
Spreading disease, do what you please
It's called the Wombat
Never confuse a badger with a wombat
Never confuse a badger with a wombat
Never confuse a badger with a wombat
Never confuse the badger!